Welcome once again to yet another issue of TidBITS. This week brings you some irrelevant articles about topics you probably don't give a damn about. In fact, just pack it up and don't read this issue. Go outside, get some sun, and have a life, okay? You probably need the disk space anyway, and besides, I was sick last week, so you might come down with a nasty throat infection coupled with a cold if you're exposed to this file. Sniff.

Topics:

• MailBITS/01-Apr-95
• Microsoft to Corner Floppy Market?
• Assault and Battery
• OpenDoc Suckers
• C What I Mean?
• SimWord
• Newt's Grand Old Party
• Reviews/01-Apr-95

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